A couple of weeks ago, while I was watching Sweden get its butt kicked by FInland in hockey, I found myself yelling out “valiant attempt!” at the TV during one of Sweden’s more desperate goal attempts. This sparked a memory I hadn’t thought of in a while.
When I was in my first elementary school (K-2), we had a spring fair every year that involved a cake decorating contest. I remember my first cake. It was a yellow cake with white cake frosting, and my mom let me go to town on it with an icing bag with red and blue icing. It was one big kindergardener scribble.
For my second cake, my dad had this great idea. He wanted us to make a cake with a mountain and a train going around it.
We started with a double layer devils food cake, and covered it in white frosting. We also made a flat, rectangular devils food cake. My dad cut the flat cake into squares and stacked a bunch of them on top of each other with toothpicks holding it upright. Next, he took a knife and carved the mountain out of it, and then attached it to the main cake with toothpicks. Then we melted a bowl of white icing, and poured it over the mountain to create “snow.” After that I drew train tracks around the cake with chocolate icing, and we cut up the remaining squares into train cars. We stuck those onto the cake and, TAHDAH, we had our cake!
We were both so proud! We took it to the fair and set it down on the table with all the other cakes, hoping to win for best cake.
Judging came and went, and we did, in fact, end up taking a small trophy home. NOT for “Best Cake” as we had hoped, but, instead, for “Most Valiant Attempt.”
I was about 6 years old, so I had never seen the word “valiant” before. And on the following Monday I took my little trophy in to class for show-and-tell and I announced to the class that I had won the prize for:
“Most Violent Attempt.”
I can’t remember if it was my teacher or my dad who later corrected me. But I have never been able to forget its meaning since..
In any case, it’s one of my favorite memories of my dad. He was so excited about this cake. I think it’s the only time I ever made a cake with my dad. I wish I had pictures of it. And I wish I could talk to my dad about it. That’s why I decided to draw it instead. 